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Friday, April 30, 2010

Funny IT Quotes

UNIX is simple. But it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie
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Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

-Ralph Johnson

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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

-Fred Brooks
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It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

-Steve McConnell Code Complete
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be
the process of putting them in.

-Edsger Dijkstra

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You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;
You cannot have both at the same time.

-Bertrand Meyer
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

-Alan J. Perlis

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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.

-Bill Gates

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The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development
time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the
development time.

-Tom Cargill

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Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't
know why.

-Anonymous
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The Six Phases of a Project:

* Enthusiasm
* Disillusionment
* Panic
* Search for the Guilty
* Punishment of the Innocent
* Praise for non-participants

-Anonymous

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